Ethan's Funnies

During a lovely discussion about Lent with Ethan....
Me: And now, where does Jesus live?
Ethan: In heaven and in my heart. And in your heart too.
He reaches over and touches my "heart".
Ethan: And you have big boobs too. My boobs are little, but yours are big.

After licking me...
Ethan: I just gave you germs.

At church....
Ethan: What is the king doing?
Me: Who?
Ethan: The king. The man in green.
Me: Oh the priest!!!