Ethan's Funnies

Greg: When I was a little boy, Sesame Street was my favorite show.
Ethan: When you were a little boy, were you named Ethan too?

I picked up Leah and her side was all wet.
Me: Oh no! Did you pee through your diaper?!
Ethan: No my sister drained my milk all over herself!


Old Lady at church to Ethan: What's your name?
Ethan: Ethan T-Rex.......... RROOOOAAAARRRR