Monday, January 2, 2012

Ethan's Funnies

Me: Christmas is coming
     The goose is getting fat
     Please put a penny
     In the old man’s hat
     If you haven’t got a penny
     A ha’ penny will do
     If you haven’t got a ha’ penny
     Then God bless you

Ethan: God Blessed Jesus and then he could walk on water.

Ethan has a book called, "Dinosaurs Through Time".
He calls it, "Dinosaurs eat meat through time".


Ethan was coming downstairs after a nap and his underwear was on backwards.
Me: Ethan, what's wrong buddy?
Ethan: It's just that my underwear keeps trying to go up my butt.




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